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I'm picking up a quarter of beef tonight. Who knew you could buy so much meat for 25 cents. about 9 hours ago from web |
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I've only been at work for one hour and it feels like ten. This is going to be a long day. about 14 hours ago from web |
Sarah got a little lost and called me for directions. Though tempted, I never once uttered "recalculating..." 11:07 AM Dec 11th from web |
I was going to work from home this afternoon, but my computer seems to have other ideas. I'm outwardly frustrated but inwardly rejoicing. 4:18 PM Dec 8th from twitterrific |
What do I like to see in a jeweler? A long blonde mullet and a friendly wink. 3:53 PM Nov 14th from txt |
I saw a phone line blowing in the wind and thought only of its wavelength. Once again, engineering has ruined the way I see the world. 2:49 PM Nov 14th from web |
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Now we can finally go back to TV commercials were some guy with a beard screams about cleaning products! 8:23 PM Nov 4th from twitterrific |
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While filling out my ballot last night, I accidentally voted for the wrong candidate, _twice_. 9:13 AM Nov 4th from web |
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You know you're working for Big Oil when your rental car turns out to be a hummer. 6:26 PM Oct 22nd from txt |
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A case for cohabitation: not having to call your girlfriend at 6:30am and asking her to drive over so you can jump start your car. 8:36 AM Oct 9th from web |