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@dellface Oh, rest assured, am working the next 3 Mon in a row, the next 3 Tues, and next week's Wed/Thu. Just no more Fridays!
This is my last working Friday of 2008.
Riveting lunchtime viewing: "Mr. Mom." It's so cute how women get called "little girl" in meetings with their bosses!
Have been working for 4 hours. And yet it is only 10-something A.M. My internal schedule is all whacked out.
Phil & I are heckling made-for-TV holiday movies. Nothing feels more festive than snide commentary on Hallmark's predictability!
Wielding editorial fiat and excising gratuitous "Aiiie! Recession!" hook from a lede.
@katem Oooof. Sorry to read that! I hope the rest of the week reverses the trend.
Listening to a holiday mix @lakrahn put together a few years back. It is the gift that keeps on giving!
I wish I had a camera: the sunset tonight is absolutely amazing. Even the Bay Bridge traffic backup looks lovely in this light.
Whenever I see the word "cyber" in a headline, it's like a little visit from 1994.
I just signed us up for a cooking class on mussels, clams and oysters. The Squeeze soundtrack in my head starts ... now.
@laurengsnell Oh, I LOVED "Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH." Also, it amuses me that Shannen Doherty voiced one of the mouse kids.
@dellface Remember: St. Peter's got a strict no-shoes, no-service policy at the pearly gates.
None of the mails I've received from my Craigslist for-sale ad include the words "please" or "thank you."
A parade celebrating Prohibition's repeal will be passing by my office. Odds on any of the marchers being able to walk in a straight line?
Zito just managed to break one of my advent candle holders. I bet Martha Stewart never has to put up with this sort of mayhem.
There is no ferry sadder than the second-to-last ferry: too many people who worked late, too few who were coming from happy hour.
The skies of San Francisco definitely need more zeppelins.
I always pick the day someone's doing construction to work @ home. This knack = the exact opposite of an awesome superpower.
More of our neighbors need to get their Griswold on. Where is the Santa with the waterskis? Why is he not up yet?
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