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my money is evaporating rapidly. but omg, I snagged that elusive batman with pet pig toy.
@dsilverman I test drove all and went w/ versa. bigger than yaris and more stable than fit. also 0% financing right now. Im incredibly happy
I love nissan. free wash today, free full car detail next week and I had coupons for free stuff
just had a 6th grader define "dating" as being one of the legal forms of slavery! also, expensive.
@inkoluv w00t! so uh, we'll see you at the MMM, right?
Its T-Rex time in the Snuggery with @dstagg. Word up! (I could explain what this means, but it still wouldnt make sense)
@jmbuytaert Busy and shortstaffed. So... yes?
Forgot it was monthly ladies night. No, I dont have a clever remark to add. Thats pretty much it. Boring tweet. Whoooo.
What is wrong with you people? I just admitted to hating children singing and I actually gained followers.
I hate when children sing. They suck so bad.
@elegantmachines Have you ever kidnapped a duck? Surprisingly difficult.
Oh, my REAL partner in crime (Mandy) needs a temp flat mate. Rice village area, $500/mo flat rate. Any takers? Shes a cutie!
@ericaogrady Obviously youre talking about me-though Ive never had someone refer to me as being 'kind'. Feel free to get a tattoo of my name
@natefanaro Your House knowledge is more accurate. Though we both fail for not mentioning he'll be on drugs when the cure comes to him.
@mellowynk Consult with Dr. House. He will run lots of tests, makes lots of guesses, then 5 minutes before you die, insult you then cure you
Why hello Mr. Migraine. Ive been missing you. So glad you could stop by and kill me slowly.
For OBVIOUS reasons, I must own this toy of Batman walking a pig: http://is.gd/bbBg
@eloy As you should.
@TheHza Oh, I regret nothing. I just apologize for offenses.
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