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My name comes from Bounty Hunter Jango Fett, not that other guy. 12:32 PM Nov 29th from web |
Mommy and Daddy won't shut up about how I need to get a job. Maybe I'll start a blog. I think I could get Federated to pick me up, yeah? 10:35 AM Nov 27th from web |
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I tried to help Mommy put the big bird in the bucket, but she said no. She poured sauce on it and some fell to the floor, so I got a taste. 9:59 AM Nov 26th from web |
Daddy just caled me a 'fuzzy little cost center'. What the hell does that mean? 2:06 PM Nov 22nd from web |
Will use my cute face to get extra treats this morning. Woof! 9:53 AM Nov 19th from web |
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The laptop is my enemy. It makes @bigepaz and @acedtect sit on the couch and not move. The weather is pretty. WE NEED TO GO OUTSIDE! Grrr. 12:03 PM Nov 15th from web |
Where's my food?!?!?!?!?!?! Grrrrr. Why did daddy test those smoke alarms? I did not like the beeping sound. Double Grrrrrr. 6:01 PM Nov 8th from web |
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I just heard that Barack Obama is going to adopt a puppy from a shelter for his daughters. I was rescued too, I approve this move. Woof! 7:48 PM Nov 5th from web |
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What? You're not serious. Home and they're *making* my dinner. That's three nights in a row without dinner in my bowl. I will call ASPCA! 6:57 PM Oct 28th from web |
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I am endorsing Bark Obama and Joe Bite'em for President. I am against John McCat and Sarah Feline. 1:42 PM Oct 20th from web |