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  1. 28m

    Alright nerds. Let's dance.

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  2. 7h

    I take over the twitter feed tonight at 6pm EST. Don't worry--I'm not at all sick of Pace jokes and I'm sure yours is the best.

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  3. 1h

    Stephen Colbert explains how legalizing weed will inevitably lead to gay marriage.

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  4. 2h

    The reason dropped out of college involved boners.

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  5. 3h

    A drunk girl will be unintentionally performing this bit live in your town’s hottest nightclub.

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    Follow to get your questions answered by today starting at 6pm EST.

    11:39 AM - 6 Dec 13 · Details
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  7. 4h

    "The wages are so low, some fast food workers have had to resort to a life of crime."

    11:06 AM - 6 Dec 13 · Details
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  8. 5h

    "What happens when a state legalized marijuana? For the first five hours, very little." -Stephen Colbert

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  9. 6h

    The World Cup draw is where all the soccer teams find out if they'll be in Gryffindor or Slytherin, right?

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  10. 6h

    Today is the World Cup draw, which is the Super Bowl of things Americans don't understand or care about.

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  11. 6h

    "The Pope doesn't come over to where you work and slap Jamie Dimon's dick out of your mouth." -Jon Stewart to Stuart Varney

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  12. 18h

    Turn to RIGHT NOW to see an all-new 's House Party. If you don't, that's okay but you're wrong and we hate you.  

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  13. 5 Dec

    . you missed one! -- 7 Funny Versions Of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball:

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  14. 21h

    TONIGHT: Stephen advises the on its efforts to effectively talk to . , 11:30/10:30c.

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  15. 22h

    TONIGHT I'll be telling jokes at 8pm, MALO on Sunset at 9pm, and at 10pm! Hit me up for tickets.... Shalom.

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  16. 20h

    No one is more sincere than . You could say sincerity is his calling card.

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  17. 5 Dec

    Tonight at 12:30 is my first stand up set on the tv. Watch 's House Party on

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  18. 24h

    Tonight's ep of HoUse Party miiiight be my fav of the season! and

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  19. 20h

    White Sox on the Beach

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  20. 20h

    Indianapolis Colt 45s

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