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@matthewgood I don't know if there is any money in it, but you would be a wizard at writing helpful marginalia on Freshman comp papers. |
@matthewgood I was trying to illustrate both meanings of concision in an ironic and asinine manner. |
@matthewgood I see your confusion. My tweet, sans clearly identified antecedent, was both inscrutable and potentially libelous. Apologies. |
@matthewgood brevity : the soul of wit :: concision : the soul of blandly prosaic wit |
@matthewgood a windy asshole who loves the sound of his own voice and couldn't shutup for two seconds to save his life. Glad I'm not like... |
@matthewgood "concierge" in my dictionary, assuming you consider it a derivative of concise rather than a distinct entry, so it's all in... |
You know how you punch the button to open the garage door even though it's already open & back the car into the closing door? Um. Me neither |
@roadragedsb I love the vitriolic responses from some defenders of the faith. Goes a long way toward explaining the lunacy of war. |
If you must self-publish your collection of "comic" poetry, you might want to reconsider the terms you use to qualify your work. |
@blabbermouse Ah... You're not a dud. You're the bomb. That hasn't yet reached its full potential. |
My good man, you style me a supercilious ass, but I'll have you know that I am, in fact, a pedantic bastard, you gormless shit weasel. |
@matthewgood Obviously, you watch more teen sitcoms than I do. |
"To." Good lord. "To." I'm not feeling the preposition love this afternoon. |
Also TN Drivers: a haughty hair flip followed by rapid acceleration is the recommended response the righteous indignation of other drivers. |
@jaxn Not unless that's a euphemism for something. We're good, but you and your truck have my sympathies. |
@matthewgood based on my experience with Tennessee drivers license testing, statement of the bloody obvious is de rigueur. |
TN Drivers: if you are on an important call, looking left before you turn left is redundant. Bonus points for then turning into left lane. |
selling remaindered books as charity fundraiser : publishing :: giving melamine-contaminated infant formula to hungry : food industry |
@johnpinker but what if I'm stalking @matthewgood? |
Blackberry Shit Storm is more like (http://urlzen.com/3j3). Having poked around in their crusty API, I'm not a bit surprised. |
