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my burrito dripped on my jeans ... my day is ruined 2:08 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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just walked to starbucks in my BF shirt ... barista says "oh, i just bought a website from your competitor" ... thanks, dude 3:55 PM Dec 1st from web |
Just got a new mouse ... old mouse is going to be thrown against brick wall at lunch time 11:27 AM Dec 1st from web |
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Someone needs to make crayons that don't roll off the table and sell them to restaurants. You will make money and I will thank you. 12:43 PM Nov 30th from twitterrific |
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