In these chaotic economic times, many banks consider a good credit score to be somewhere in the range of Paula Dean's cholesterol level. about 13 hours ago from twhirl |
Everything's really gone down hill ever since I was named Time Magazine's 'Person of the Year' back in 2006. about 14 hours ago from twhirl |
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If our minivan hadn't come equipped with leather ass warmers and 16 cupholders, I might have named it the "Cockpunch Express". 8:10 PM Dec 10th from twhirl |
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Char Jib Veld Goo is an anagram for Rod Blagojevich, which in Serbian means "Man with bad hair eats tossed salad behind bars". 7:42 PM Dec 9th from twhirl |
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If Sarah Palin was a folksy candidate of the people, I believe the same could have been said for Randy of the Redwoods 20 years ago. 5:50 PM Dec 9th from twhirl |
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I've developed a real passion for bodybuilding ever since that truck full of cadavers crashed in front of our house. 4:29 PM Dec 9th from twhirl |
Soon Illinois Gov. Blagojevich will be just another Rod in the Illinois State Penal system. 8:39 AM Dec 9th from twhirl |
So [INSERT METEOROLOGIST NAME HERE] where's that 3" you promised us last night? 6:05 AM Dec 9th from twhirl |
Pro Tip: A quick way to anger your spouse is to extol their virtues of martyrdom in an overly sarcastic way. 7:10 PM Dec 8th from web |
Watching Armageddon confirms that Michael Bay should appear before an international tribunal for crimes against the laws of physics. 4:48 PM Dec 8th from twhirl |