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@MelissaSummers it pays for itself in toilet paper, tires and beer.
Had husband's company party at the Embassy Club. Beautiful view, good food. Nice night. Goodnight old lady high heel feet!
Feeling sad if it's Caylee Anthony or not, it's a child.
Few things are sadder than a dog with a cold. Poor Katie.
Every ruined basement has a silver lining - have a new friend in Des Moines who likes Formula 1 and a misguided son. Book worthy, really.
Waiting for the father of the person who smashed holes in the walls of our basement to come over to "meet" and see the damage. Nauseous.
Having a Templeton rye and ginger ale.
My dog is barking the paint off the walls. You guys, get out of the back yard.
@nathantwright because you know, the Germans make good stuff.
@Phineas yes. but don't google bunny songs. there are terrorist ones on page 2. not funny.
the dark knight is an awesome time to talk to a teen about classic lit. he gets it now. tragic
@nathantwright one of my best friends in the world is someone I met when I was mom blogging in 2000, before there was mom blogging. Nice huh
What is awesome? Watching your 17 year old son having a total OCD episode over his snoopy gingerbread dog house. Genetic triumph ahoy!
Was watching Dan Rather's report on Galapagos. Not supposed to pump raw sewage into the garbage dump, but that is what they do. Big Problem.
@CatRocketship I have learned that when the saturation of irrational bigots makes me shout at my laptop, I can't get through either.
best McSweeny's list ever http://tinyurl.com/5fhsex
@CatRocketship you are so on point in your comments, lady. I'm there with you.
Listening to Varnum v. Brien, reading the register. Might need a valium.
Oh DM reg comment writers, you kill me.
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