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If anyone wants to know who the biggest cunt in the MTSU English department is, I can totally tell you. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck |
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This beef broth in my coffee mug looks exactly like coffee... which gives me a good idea for a practical joke. 10:45 AM Dec 10th from TweetDeck |
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Caught White Castle in the middle of shift change & the drive thru screen told me my total would be $143.80 thankyouverymuch. 11:01 PM Dec 9th from txt |
Eyelid-gluing tutorial:http://bit.ly/eyeglue Be glad if you have an American woman. 7:50 PM Dec 9th from web |
The #1 sex-related injury is penis fracture, in case you were wondering. 7:10 PM Dec 9th from txt |
Watching some show called "Manswers." What the hell is wrong with me? 7:01 PM Dec 9th from txt |
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