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Thank the gods that the agency has finally ditched that sour pisswater Stella for a decent beer (hic) |
What speccy dullard thought up the word "webinar" ? |
overheard on Radio 6 - DJ: "What is Johnny Rotten's real name?" ; Contestant: "John Inman" |
Others have noticed that I'm saying "the youth of today" a bit too often for the preservation of my street credibility. |
"...infuriating little pissweasels". Swear of the week from Charlie Brooker. |
hoping obama doesn't turn into america's tony blair. time for some foreign substances. |
Another thing that pisses me off: everyone eats their fucking BREAKFAST at work. Chomp Clomp Slurp. Don't they have fucking tables at home?! |
When did we start beginning emails with "Hi..."? I damn well hate it. |
The Palin effect: Britons should avoid saying "mom". It makes them look like a fish blowing bubbles. |
coughing my guts up. i am the god of phlegm |
Christ, four miles on a fold-up bike. The bipedal arse was never designed for this. Designed? Oh shit, that's Dawkins on my tail. |
The three great viral forces are sex, hype and fear. |
Bought fold-up commuter clown bike to use between Giraffe Towers + Train. Fired chauffeur and swapped Rolls for peas. |
Fuckwitapedia is at it again: http://tinyurl.com/67v44x |
So damn bored |
we're a 3-nation household and have only one team in euro2008... GO GREECE!!!!! |
People who make conference notes on laptops. Annoying. |
Social media conference. What a moneyspinner. |
Chimplet #1 was attacked on his paper round yesterday. By a crow. |
slowly winding up my trends hat |
