Once you get over the hangup of actually doing the task, checking items off a to-do list is surprisingly simple. 10 minutes ago from web |
If you wait until after Christmas you can probably get a Senate seat for about half a million. about 1 hour ago from web |
I strongly support PETA in their mission of jumpstarting the stagnant careers of actresses willing to pose nude. about 4 hours ago from web |
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For what the Yankees are paying C. C. Sabathia, they could have bought 161 Senate seats. about 16 hours ago from web |
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I'm pretty sure this Illinois scandal will end in a shootout at the train station with a baby carriage slowly rolling down stairs. about 23 hours ago from web |
In an effort to keep the government out of her womb, the royal family has banned Prince William from seeing Paris Hilton. 9:13 AM yesterday from web |
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There. Changed my avatar to one featuring visions of sugar plums dancing in my head. 6:53 AM yesterday from web |
Nebraska now leads the nation in carbon monoxide poisoning. I sense the beginning of a niche tourism industry. 7:38 PM Dec 9th from web |
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I am not nearly as interested in the Priority Club newsletter as Holiday Inn seems to think I should be. 3:42 PM Dec 9th from web |
There's no way that Illinois governor's hair survives prison. 12:19 PM Dec 9th from web |
This is why, when I shake people down for cash, I silently rub my fingers together and, if necessary, point at my wallet. 9:54 AM Dec 9th from web |
Both my exterior defenses and my internal immunity forces have failed me. I will be expecting resignations. 6:30 AM Dec 9th from web |
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I do not feel well. Let me WHINE IT FROM THE MOUNTAINTOPS. 9:56 PM Dec 8th from web |