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Geoff
gtcaz Universe Man, Universe Man Size of the entire universe man Usually kind to smaller men Universe Man
Matt A.K.A. Starbuck
Starbuck3733T Hours to go, not days, not anymore.
Christopher S. Rice
ricetopher @evoque You must put "This Bag Wins Campaigns" in white tape on the front of the bag, Woody Guthrie-style. That would rock out loud!
Aurich Lawson
Sockamillion
sockington STATUS UPDATE: I AM TOTALLY IN THE CAT HOUSE FOR PEEING IN THE SUITCASE BUT THE SUITCASE IS *MINE*
Jon Stokes
hannibalrex Truly, on the Internet, we can all be part of the same giant office conversation
Sockamillion
sockington mmmm kind of hungry and MY EYES ARE DEEP BLACK POOLS OF LONELINESS PLEASE FEED THEM
Sockamillion
sockington Sure do love this precious precious catnip toy OOF STONED
Sockamillion
sockington OH GOD DON'T PICK ME UP.
andrew
andrewbarnett @jeffsonstein universal tool kit is duct tape and WD-40. if it moves and shouldn't, duct tape. if it should move and doesn't, WD-40.
byroncrawford
byroncrawford If Cake wrote a song about Twitter, it would be called "Never There."
Kir Harrelsonsonsons
kellysims Honestly, people, if they aren't going to at least loosely follow standard grammatical practice I should be allowed to shoot them.
Mark James Adams
mja That warm fuzzy feeling inside: that's the whisky. The samba being beaten on the inside of the ribs: that's your liver.
Matthew Fitzsimmons
fitzage Also: Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Geoff
gtcaz To understand Buenos Aires, you must see the women dance.
Ed Finkler
Geoff
gtcaz My spell checked just tried to correct a mis-spelling of Felony Kidnapping to Felony Catnapping.
Mr. BabyMan
MrBabyMan If you're a step ahead of everyone else, you're a maverick. If you're two steps ahead, you're a martyr.
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