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I really want to prank my Arab parents by bringing home a Jewish girl. That would be so awesome.
@jesirose Traffic lights don't operate off of sensors, unfortunately. They're timed algorithmically.
@jesirose Sweet mother of CHRIST you talk a lot.
@ryancarpenter int *ret; ret = (int *)&ret + 2; (*ret) = (int)shellcode; // :O
@simplyv You should let me know next time you feel masochistic.
@simplyv Me. I'm a sadist and a sexist. >:D
@simplyv If you don't let women do it, why do you let men do it? You're either a masochist or really, really sexist. :D
@simplyv are you insinuating that no woman would ever restrict you from accomplishing your goals? MADAM, I BEG TO DIFFER!
@simplyv So punch yesterday and tomorrow in the ovaries.
@nievesj Weird. I'm a programmer, so recruiters are usually really good assets to us. What do you do for a living?
@nievesj Why is that? They're pretty cool.
@jesirose You're so materialistic, you woman! :>
@SweetAmbrosia I want your personal statement really badly.
@skalnik Yes it is. Look harder.
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