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@GirlsGoneChild Lemon out! |
So angry. Not regular angry but Internet angry. I wish I had a flame thrower or nunchuks. |
I know my content isn't 100% stellar 100% of the time but holy hell, some people suck and then share the suck. They're suck Socialists. |
I've raided the minibar. Tiny bottle of high class ketel one which will lead to some low class tweets. Watch out now! |
You don't look hot you look like an asshole. |
Jillian would kick my ass for the crap I just pulled. |
Go on. Guess what I'm giving away. You'll be shocked (but not really): http://tinyurl.com/66bc2a |
"Writing", she says with mock enthusiasm. |
@hollyburns Gmail has been such an asshole today. |
Everyone I've talked to today is either high, drunk or both. Now I know what it's like to have a conversation with me after 5 PM. |
On my shit list: Gmail, Estee Lauder, Mother Nature. |
Y'all just remember that I am fun! And awesome and possibly cheaper than @Chookooloonks http://tinyurl.com/5kqoqa |
Instead of working out, I'm reading Gossip Girl spoilers. So there you go! |
One can totally hula hoop with a sangria in one hand. Try it! |
Just broke the dining room table and christmas bulb. Party fail! |
It's more like a classier, hotter version of Al Bundy. Whatever. |
Why I never have people over: Because 6 to 11 pm is my Al Bundy time. I sit around with a beer in one hand and the other hand on my tummy. |
I think it's time to get (wii) fit. Or at least get a manicure before the party and before I leave for DC and OMFG! I need a paper bag. |
@sundry I've received zero. ZERO. |
Thank you, @metalia, for putting the Golden Girls theme song in my head. I knew something was missing from my life and that was it. |
