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This is what the readers do not see. Value this behind-the-scenes insight.
Slumped in bed after a night of continual and uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhoea, laptop on, trying to write funny posts.
@KatyNewton Look forward to live twittering.
Except that one.
Note on language: no offence is intended to the mentally ill.
Top tip. Nutters!!! Other blogs and bloggers are available.
Have been wisely advised to discontinue email correspondence with a genuine nutter.
Cancelling dinner at the Newtons'
R.I.P. Oliver Postgate. Time for bed.
I have lost the entire back end of the web log. Help.
Rethinking the Toddler kidnap plot.
Or it could have been a tapir. I'm not sure. I always get confused between those two, like practice/practise.
Wondering if pork scratchings for breakfast was a particular nadir in my life.
Recalling some tension in the Village Pub last night, between plus-four wearers and non plus-four wearers.
Today, I am wearing a cricket jockstrap. I am wearing a cricket jockstrap because I do not have any pants.
@mrangry are you CERTAIN that it didn't read 'no blacks'?
It's those in the pison service I feel most for. http://tinyurl.com/699are
I have a new laptop!!!
Have just semi-consumed a Fray Bentos pie
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