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I'm downloading Milk illegally right now, which must prove conclusively that the gays have already won. |
Spelling entrepreneur correctly on the first try feels like a huge accomplishment today. |
I'm pregnant and you're the father. |
Now I wish I had really gotten into Pownce. I'd have a damn fine excuse for not posting anything. |
The health of the economy is inversely proportional to the savagery in which store employees are trampled to death. |
Magical! My cursor was flashing at the exact same rate as the beat in a song I was just listening to. I need to get out more. |
Just launched http://obamashup.com/ |
Bush gives Arizona State the Shocker - http://tinyurl.com/6zxpfj |
@maddow I love you, Rachel Maddow. I'm just saying. |
Here's hoping that the addition of the 7-second delay on Joe Scarborough's MSNBC show means he'll say "fuck" a lot more. |
@ikostar Well hell. Maybe Web3.0 can focus on that. Thanks! |
Stupid question: Is there an automatic way to refollow everybody who follows you, except for people who are dicks? |
@lance303 Shit, we've been kickin Oracle forever round this hood. I just needed the motherfucker to do something cool like Fonzie. Holla. |
oci_bind_by_name() is so my bitch right now. |
I couldn't fucking find "HOPE" on my ballot anywhere. Nor any rainbows or unicorns. WTF> |
THIS IS TOPHERCHRIS' MOM WHOA THIS THING IS PRETTY NEAT HUH WHO ARE YOU GUYS AND ARE YOU BEING NICE TO MY SON |
Made a new topherchris.com and then celebrated by twittering about it. |
OMG THE NEW ITUNES VISUALIZER IS FUCKING AMAZING #HIGH |
From now on, I'm naming body parts and sexual acts after famous Scientologists. First up, your perineum is now your Tom Cruise. |
