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Frolicking in the sunshine that is flowers-from-my-man-for-no-particular-reason. I love sunshine. 12:12 PM Dec 11th from web |
Happy birthday to my dear Will, who was relieved to discover that at least he's younger than the mouse. 10:27 AM Dec 9th from web |
Cockroach apprehended outside my office, now on display by trophy case. His name is Juan, due to what appears to be a large mustache. 3:01 PM Dec 8th from web |
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Dentist: Wow, those might b the biggest centrals I've seen all day! Translation: U appear human yet you've the front teeth of a horse. Oats? 1:58 PM Dec 3rd from web |
I'm glad people r driving cautiously in the centimeter of snow.Really. But I could have bear crawled to work faster than this. 4 the record 6:36 AM Dec 3rd from twitterrific |
watching some E! last night & had to wonder: if Chelsea Handler got too close to a microwave would her face drip right off? 7:05 AM Dec 2nd from web |
Narrowly escaped Speedway bathroom w/ skin still attached no thx to Xcelerator hand dryer.My GOD it's powerful 6:05 AM Nov 30th from txt |
Open road and wee small hours of the morning, we meet again. Snow, welcome back. 3:37 AM Nov 30th from txt |
Will dismissed my proposal to name any future children after GI Joe characters. Now that's just selfish. 7:00 AM Nov 26th from txt |
Why am I watching the sun rise over I-80 again? This isn't vaca! (that said,NE has great sky) 5:00 AM Nov 26th from txt |
Mentally prepping for 10-hour drive to Indiana on Wednesday. Feel my pain and send recommendations for books on cd. 1:13 PM Nov 24th from web |
feeling huge sense of accomplishment b/c I finally got my oil changed. they should give out stickers, like "i voted today" or "i gave blood" 10:58 AM Nov 24th from web |
trying to muster up motivation to go outside. what is it about cable, couch, Doritos & great times last night that takes that away? 3:04 PM Nov 23rd from web |
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pumpkin mulligatawny soup. i think i'm high. how have made it all of these years without it? 11:35 AM Nov 17th from web |