Leta, I don't think I need to give you a reason why I refuse to smell your feet. about 14 hours ago from web |
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Every morning for the past three days Leta has eaten four pancakes for breakfast. Then she announces that the baby in her tummy is a girl. 8:10 AM Dec 3rd from twitterrific |
I ate twelve meals today, and only one of them included potato chips. However, all of them included ketchup. 8:09 PM Dec 1st from web |
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FYI: It is entirely possible to consume a whole pan of rice krispie treats in less than four minutes. 12:30 PM Nov 24th from web |
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Jon: "I'm at the grocery store, should I pick up anything?" Me: "You are a brave man asking me that question." 10:51 AM Nov 21st from web |
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Off to throw up lunch. You have no idea how long I've waited to twitter that. 11:56 AM Nov 19th from web |
Haven't twittered in a week only to resume with: hey, Photoshop, kindly bend over and grab your ankles. 9:47 AM Nov 18th from web |
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And the hatemail from bitter McCain supporters begins. 8:31 AM Nov 5th from web |
Jesus H. Christ, Barack H. Obama. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. 9:41 PM Nov 4th from web |
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Makes me so proud that a crowd that big in Chicago has gathered for something more important than a pro sports game. Awesome, America. 8:03 PM Nov 4th from web |