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@misskaz No worries; you can always just make it longer. Enjoy the fringe; it f'ng sucks. Knot indiv. fringe yarn @ end for less shedding.
A Prayer to the California Rain Gods: Give us all you got, but please don't freeze my seedlings.
@misskaz Wahoo! Colorway? Strongly advise making it bigger than pattern says: I had mad yarn left over & afghan would be better if bigger.
I want something from the Internet today but I don't know what it is. At the time of this writing I remain unsatisfied.
If our tawdry, exploitative news media have taught me one thing, it is this: Never borrow a shovel.
Have discovered today's Thing What Is Freaking Dumb: [http://shortyawards.com/]. Returning to bed with feeling of accomplishment, blankie.
Am not repeat not smuggling monkeys. This barrel o' monkeys was legally purchased. I've got the documentation right here.
RT @nctrost How you really review a car http://tinyurl.com/5gwmw4 (if you get bored just wait until around 3:30)
You can all stop knitting now, for this pattern will never be surpassed: http://is.gd/bcYZ
@allisonmunn @pamelaribon Holy crow, what are they doing to you people on Tuesdays? And why do I keep missing it?
You know, if it's two months after the interview I've already accepted that I didn't get the job. No need to call back and rip off the scab.
Noon is when I start to feel the day's been wasted. One p.m. is when I'm sure.
@pamelaribon Did you have Myna? That sounds like a Myna thing to say. You totally are, too. And they will.
@twergi WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! There is not enough woo.
@twergi Woo hoo! Go twergi go!
@allisonmunn @pamelaribon Are you guys at tryouts right now? Are you are you are you?
It's brilliant having a house that smells like fresh pine rather than old dog.
Can't condense this down into a @nibletsays, but the kid is in the tub using Cars squeaky toys to illustrate plant-human respiration cycle.
@twergi I think they're talking about cocaine.
Cat yark! Happy Wednesday!
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