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A Prayer to the California Rain Gods: Give us all you got, but please don't freeze my seedlings. about 13 hours ago from web |
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I want something from the Internet today but I don't know what it is. At the time of this writing I remain unsatisfied. 3:02 PM Dec 12th from web |
If our tawdry, exploitative news media have taught me one thing, it is this: Never borrow a shovel. 11:38 AM Dec 12th from web |
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Am not repeat not smuggling monkeys. This barrel o' monkeys was legally purchased. I've got the documentation right here. 5:02 PM Dec 11th from web |
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You know, if it's two months after the interview I've already accepted that I didn't get the job. No need to call back and rip off the scab. 6:31 PM Dec 9th from web |
Noon is when I start to feel the day's been wasted. One p.m. is when I'm sure. 12:45 PM Dec 8th from web |
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It's brilliant having a house that smells like fresh pine rather than old dog. 8:12 AM Dec 6th from web |
Can't condense this down into a @nibletsays, but the kid is in the tub using Cars squeaky toys to illustrate plant-human respiration cycle. 4:42 PM Dec 5th from web |
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