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from @wolfgang: he had an idea for a bedtime story starring Samuel L. Jackson, but that was in a dream, unrecoverable information.
from @ingridf: she thought her shower warbles were private. she didn't realize that the drain pipes in her building carried to every apa ...
from @laundromeda: fresh laundry smell always made her dream of that one beatles song. She couldn't explain it.
from @wolfgang: Jack's hearing was letter-literal, so when someone told him to find a seat,he usually dashed out on the street looking f ...
from @ingridf: "my dreams are ripped," she misspoke as she bent over to pick up her purse.
from @ingridf: "Everybody knows a turkey," she said. "Oh," I replied. I don't actually know any turkeys but I was embarrassed to admit it.
from @ingridf: santa and disappearing north pole. a new santa myth is required. i'm thinking some sort of move somewhere.
from @PurpleZoe:: He climbed into the boy's leftover boxes, purring with abandon. Adventure awaited him in the chase of things only he c ...
from @ingridf: If I were a puppy, I'd chew licorice instead of shoes.
from @wolfgang: I go find a key, Fred said. Ms Cornelia Lock gave him a nervous look.
from @ingridf: i just threw three stars off of the balcony and made wishes. i'm very strong and my hands are warm... but i'm hopeful.
from @ingridf: those damn sugar plums had better stay away from my head.
from @ingridf: john the mouse usually hated the stereotype that all mice love cheese. that is, until the night of the traps.
from @laundromeda: my poor man @hercushelf crashed and burned, but what he really is can not be destroyed by fire, and easily healed by ...
from @wolfgang: the grumpies put up quite a fight but the sleepies persisted and got their way eventually.
from @ingridf: two duvets are twice the snuggle. "i may never get up," she thought as she buriedin deeper.
from @wolfgang: the cursing was reduced to a variety of "Dammit Jim!", with the scowl of that space doctor. Raised eyebrow of the vulcan ...
from @fuglefun: In the darkest time of night-after you've turned out the lights-and everyone is tucked in tight...she finally alights.
from @ingridf: soundtracks to dreams probably mean more than the dreams do. unless it's "get allooooong little dogggie... get aloong."
from @hercushelf: he dug out his wife from within heaps of laundry and put her to bed. It was too damp to sleep there.
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