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Cliff Moon
moonpolysoft Umlaut's Law: Anyone wearing a metal t-shirt in a movie is automatically a retard or anti-social. about 18 hours ago from twitterrific
THE_REAL_SHAQ
THE_REAL_SHAQ I wanna b a ufc fighter, raaaaaaaaaaaaaa dats my growl , lol about 23 hours ago from txt
Evan
_evan All the pirates came out of the woodwork to tell @defunkt what a .par file was. about 24 hours ago from web
Dr Nic
drnic @defunkt one better than a .bogie file? but worse than a .birdie about 24 hours ago from twitterrific in reply to defunkt
seaofclouds
seaofclouds just got a haircut. while inspecting her work, the stylist said. "well, it isn't perfect, but it's better than it was." 4:31 PM Dec 9th from EventBox
Maxwell August Croy
maxwell someone just offered me real money for brofortress.com. my answer? hell of no! why? because bro fortress is impenetrable. 12:21 PM Dec 9th from twitterrific
Greg Borenstein
atduskgreg just convinced this whole company to move to git and github and a bunch of other "best practices". @deunkt -- where's my commission? 12:03 PM Dec 9th from txt
Ian Miles Ownbey
imownbey mo'zilla mo'problems 9:28 PM Dec 8th from web
takeo
takeo RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ Tomorro depends on what we do today Shaquille oneal 9:53 PM Dec 1st from EventBox
John Barnette
Michael Koziarski
nzkoz Commenting on github is so unbelievably slow. Protip "@revision.comments.create! params[:comment]" 7:41 AM Nov 13th from web
seaofclouds
seaofclouds Wondering when and why Bart Simpson stopped eating butterfingers 7:14 PM Nov 12th from Tweetsville
Patrick Ewing
hoverbird "we are within 3 or 4 minutes of being able to say things that nobody has been able to say until now". Is it that you love me jim lerher?! 7:58 PM Nov 4th from twitterrific
Jack Danger Canty
jackdanger him:"2 bucks for the drink" me:"i got a 20 or a business card with a mustache" him:"low on change so i'll take the mustache" thanks @maddox 10:44 AM Nov 1st from twitterrific
Kyle Neath
kneath Serious newly-divorced MILF next door. So distracting. 2:11 PM Oct 10th from twhirl
Chris Makarsky
cmak it's like when you've lost so much money at blackjack that the only smart thing to do is keep playing 3:26 PM Aug 1st from web
why the lucky stiff
_why github, o github / not a back rub or foot stub / just a regal abode, to which this ode / you really make me want to code 1:01 PM Jul 14th from web
Jon Maddox
maddox Everytime i go to the airport, everyone else is there for their first time. 9:16 PM Jun 1st from web
Phil Hagelberg
technomancy @jnewland: so what you're saying is that you'll go to Portland and never Return? 12:18 PM May 28th from twittering-mode in reply to jnewland
Jon Maddox
maddox mom sending PPS via famspam. Admins, please ban her. 12:24 PM Apr 17th from twitterrific
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