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Todd did a bunch of smack and felt great about it. He popped a basketball with an awl and felt like a genius.
Roast Beef is asleep in Ray's living room, and has cotton mouth. His neck is uncomfortable.
Téodor bought some sausages with cheese inside of them. It is Pecorino, so he does not feel trashy, like he would with Frankenfurters.
Chris is blissed to the tits to announce Achewood's new Free Shipping deal. See details on the website. Should help with the bad economy.
Philippe put a rock on his chest and cracked open a clam. Is it...puberty?
Roast Beef looked out the window and saw a man fleeing the scene of a crime. The crime was in Texas; he had been fleeing for 1,500 miles.
Téodor, in a pissy mood, just bought way more than the three tablespoons of tequila his fresh chorizo recipe called for.
Lyle swore up and down that he had just seen a couple "goin' for broke" in the back seat of a heavily fogged '87 Toyota Celica.
Téodor's geography challenge: can you locate Armenia on a map in under ten seconds? He can't.
Todd heard Clarence Carter's "Strokin'" and laughed so hard that he had to calm down with a shell casing full of Ancient Shenanigan.
As a good deed, Philippe called ten random people in the phone book and told them never to smoke pot.
Chris Onstad does not wear makeup. Life hasn't given him any funny ideas about who he is.
Cornelius wrapped great pink ribbons of prosciutto around crusts of sourdough and said "pfah pah" to the world.
Chris went to the mountains for his birthday and whiled away the hours keeping his dog from jumping into an irrigation flume.
It is so hot that Téodor almost wrote a poem about the way the heat rises off the dry ground and perfumes the air with dust.
Ray ordered pizza delivery but then forgot about it and went golfing, so later he tracked down the delivery guy and bought him a stereo.
Chris has just discovered that Mandy Patinkin, Frank Sinatra, and Tom Snyder comprise the entire Celebrity Train Layouts DVD library.
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