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@theblogmachine Pedobear! |
@Joenid Pelos de Li'l Bit? Jamás. |
@Joenid Síiii, Dresden Dolls Amanda! Pero no sé si las guaguas estarían funcionando cuando salga. |
@comedy_nerd My brother has sleep apnoea, and now he sleeps with a machine. Before, you could hear him snoring from the street. |
Dozing off while sitting makes way for new and previously unimaginable neck pain sensations. |
Wait...Amanda Palmer here tomorrow???? |
@stephenfry Oh, I'm so jealous! Martha has a live performance of "Stormy Weather" that reduces me to tears. |
@tj Funny, that robotic voice comes up, and I just chuckle every time. |
@hramos Seguramente porque nadie se ha quejado. Y si te fijas, ahora los vecinos le hacen competencia con las decoraciones. |
@katsushiro You mean they no longer have the 6' tall Grinch that would move suddenly, giving you a heart attack? |
@ohmrdarcy He went from "Hey Jude" to The Temptations to "It's Beginning to look a lot like Christmas". |
@rafitorres I used to hate coffee before, it was only green tea for me! I look at myself in the mirror, and it's a caffeine fiend I see! |
My name is Josefina Avila, and I love gay people! You should, too. |
Well, I spent the entire movie crying. 'Milk' is incredible and everyone should go see it. |
Second cup of coffee of the day. WHO HAVE I BECOME??? |
Watching a guy in Nordstrom massacre The Beatles on the piano. Wait...is that 'My Girl'? |
Acabo de pasar una tienda llamada 'the territory ahead', pero yo lei 'the terrorist ahead'. |
Well, I'm clocking in at work at 4 AM. This crankiness is already my natural state. |
Man, this Blueberry Flax cereal is amazing. |
Finished watching House with the roommate. I have concluded that our sense of humor is much too sick. We're going to hell. |
