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I haven't had a cigarette in 5 hours. I deserve a cookie! Or a cigarette! |
Going to take the hottest humanly possible shower now. If I don't come back, its b/c my skin scalded off and I've passed on to my next life. |
Dear lord its freezing in my apt. I don't need a space heater... I need a bonfire. |
@heshta... you have a Wii? I was hunting for one ALL DAY but apparently, the early bird catches the worm. Or in this case, bastards. |
It's 9 o'clock, I'm still in the office, and someone just turned on the air conditioner in my aleady freezing office. My karma must be fkd. |
@aynne your place sounds like my apartment.. I think there was a blizzard warning in my kitchen earlier. |
"I'm not saying you have the IQ of a turnip or anthing.. Actually, that is what i'm saying." |
Him: did you go to school to learn all this? Me: yes. Him: where did you go? Me: the 6th grade. |
Him: I don't understand. Me: your lack of understanding of basic algebraic concepts makes me want to shove this pen up my nose into my brain |
I don't get paid enough to explain boolean logic to an executive of a fortune 500 company on a Sunday evening. |
@DieLaughing was in the saddest @starbucks today. Santa was crying into his eggnog latte. I'd be crying if I was drinking that crap too. |
@madmoo welcome to the 21st century! |
There should be a law against putting that Jewel book in the poetry section. Isn't there a "bullshit" section they could stick it in? |
The hunt for the elusive wii on the frozen tundra of best buy proved to be futile |
Today is Sunday, right? Why are there postal workers everywhere? |
Wishing there was a place that delivered chocolate vegan ice cream at 11:30pm on a Saturday night. What? Is that picky? |
At home and curled up with a book..
Oh yeah, wild Saturday night. |
Some lady is staring at me behind a Victoria's secret bag. Totally creeping me out. |
To keep me from going to the laundromat 3x a month, I am going to wear everything 4 times before putting it in the hamper. Hey, don't judge |
there's a new restaurant opening up: Bob's Authentic Gourmet Mexican Cuisine. Something tells me they're lying.. |
