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Getting ready to head to "Zoolights" at the Nat'l Zoo. Hope I don't see anyone in a fur coat or hat.
Just popping in for 2 secs to say hello. And thanks for all my new followers! Your expectations should be extremely low. :)
@thehrmaven Great calls Maven. The lovely Mrs. S was thinking something similar. Of course, we'd have to leave the doxies behind.
@mvndrvrt Gacy was from Chicago. Whew...close one. :)
@pdxmikek Sad to hear that. Used to shop at the original store in Austin when I went to UT in the late 80s/early 90s.
@pdxmikek Wow! Didn't know that was even happening. Thanks for the link.
@mvndrvrt Interesting... (hiding the fact that he was born in Wisconsin). :)
Thinking about where to go for a January vacation. Suggestions? I'm open to anywhere in the world.
I have a DM from 3 months ago that I deleted. Keeps reappearing and says, "You're such a kiss ass." Hilarious! :)
@wholefoods I know you're worried since we haven't been there this week. Earning must be down. Don't fret b/c tonight's the night! :)
@Seiden Hey Jason, hope all is well with the little one. Sounds like things have been rough.
@thehrmaven So what's the verdict - did you go to school with my wife? :)
@imhertel I am crazy, but not about this. :)
@sbjet Amen to that Steve. Beer up and enjoy the trippy twitter ride.
@jessica_lee You're a portable Best Buy Jessica. Need to pull a wheeled generator behind you.
Anyone getting funky font sizes? My Coke must be tainted. Trippy.
@linda3dots I like that - "The Smart RASSSes".
@Mittons HR and dancing are exactly the same thing. Of course, only one of them ends in applause (I'll let you choose).
@linda3dots I know, right? Nice and kind and filled with holiday cheer.... c'mon. ;)
@BertDecker My other reply is "if he's holding a wooden spoon", but that seemed inappropriate. :)
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