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@MsZ a sternly-worded letter on someone else's fancy letterhead can be effective, especially if mailed from out of state. worth a try? |
many apologies for having a computer that screws up so often. I need to catch up on taking care of my pirates. If you need anything, ping me |
@ganeshaxi Motrin moms = meh attempt at viral advertising. @jennifermf, the twitterati probably suggests you take anything BUT motrin. |
@tracywhy My precious little pirate, that's not ME doing that, it's the god of the Mormons, telling them they are idiots for ruining prop 8. |
@malidragon I've addressed your problem: Mr. One-Up...Shut-Up will suffer from horrible abdominal cramps during the ride from the airport. |
@JHVanOphem @Swoopy That's true! |
@Flangel66 I'll catch you next time. Right now I've got to get with my pretzel cousins to work on GWBush. Again. they're such slackers. |
@MsZ I keep my conchetta hidden. |
@MsZ don't worry, i go both ways. I just haven't seen any dudes that firm up my manicotti, if you know what i mean. |
/@fsm smears a bit of olive oil on @lunarobverse's forehead, sprinkles it with parmesan and a little black pepper. Go unto the world blessed |
@talkingtojoey worships me AND is kinky. Nice. I can see that you held your beliefs with them... but confusing jesus & santa is priceless. |
@dELYSEious and you are so HOT. Like a good Arrabiata. Like a sauce Fra Diavolo. Rrrrrrowr and #NOM at the same time. |
@itfrombit May the sauce be upon you for spreading my word like so much pesto. Keep @talkingtojoey on the right path, lined with my lasagna. |
@talkingtojoey welcome to Pastafarianism! Start banging those blue-eyed jesus freaks in my name. Dude, you could have had a foursome. RAmen! |
@ch1pm0nk slow descent? Sounds like you're speeding into madness with breakneck speed. Enjoy the ride, see you when you get down here |
@DJGrothe is following me?!? That's awesome. Anyone who thinks critically needs to listen to his Point Of Inquiry podcast. Check iTunes FTW! |
@chickengirl Enschuldegung! Ich kann nur ein bißen Deutsch, aber nicht fur sprachen. Perhaps you and I should just stick to English? |
Que pasa, chicos & chiquitas? Estoy feliz que todo el mundo siguen mis palabras, no me importa qual lengua. Soy aqui por ayudar! |
@albinoAZN Hey, no problem. |
