Asked to submit titles for an e-newsletter re: the economic crisis, was scolded for suggesting "AAH JESUS CHRIST AAHH!!!" Lighten up, folks. about 11 hours ago from web |
I called in "bi-but-in-a-straight-relationship," so I'm actually at work all day, regularly fantasizing about not working. about 11 hours ago from web |
Today on "First-World Problems of Excellence Showcase" (aka NPR): A woman who's a conflict-management consultant for book clubs. Really. about 13 hours ago from web |
I can't call in gay because I WORK FOR AN AIDS ORGANIZATION. Ha! about 14 hours ago from web |
When I see these memes a-comin', I bang my head and sigh. 12:40 PM Dec 9th from web |
Only law the boyfriend has ever laid down, ever: Even if I purchase them with my own money, I may not bring accent pillows into the house. 10:22 PM Dec 7th from web |
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Left for lunch, open tabs: bank account, personal email, my Twitter page, Google doc for not-work. I don't like to say "fail," but FAIL. 10:32 AM Dec 4th from web |
You know that one person you follow who cracks you up and you don't know why, but you want to star everything they tweet? @LILWAYNESWORLD. 10:13 AM Dec 4th from web |
Not surprisingly, this HHHummus with HHHorseradish makes me really HHHappy about the idea of saying the letter HHH to people. Close up. 8:54 AM Dec 4th from web |
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A bunch of you favrd the tweet about double quotes, but hardly anyone on a tweet about Macs and porn? Who *are* you people? 5:50 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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Big concern about the PC-Mac switch: it just seems right to view grainy handi-cam porn on my brick of a Dell lappy. A Mac is so... pure. 7:37 AM Dec 3rd from web |
When you're so sick you can't really keep your head up, noticing that you're wearing your best glitter underwear feels empty, somehow. 11:52 PM Dec 1st from txt |