Twitter HIJACKED me and called ME fake.... I know where twitter lives... 6:50 PM Nov 24th from web |
Both McCain and Obama have asked me to be their vice president. Don't they know the only government I believe in is a Chucktatorship. 6:21 PM Aug 21st from web |
I don't have a sleep number, I'll sleep when I'm dead. Which you will never see, cause I'll kill you first. 6:40 PM May 30th from web |
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Pink may be the new black, but I am the new Guitar Hero. 8:31 PM Apr 9th from web |
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When Huckabee is president, guests will stay in the Norris bedroom. 5:29 PM Feb 12th from web |
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for me. 3:39 PM Feb 11th from web |
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