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...News leak from Chicago: The FBI managed to plant not one, not two, but three separate listening devices in Blago's luxuriant bouffant 2:51 PM Dec 10th from web |
...Tonight, for the hour, it's the first post-arrest interview with Rod Blagojevich. How did I get him? Four words, gang: I made it rain 2:07 PM Dec 9th from web |
...Monday it's Merlin Mann, who will rant about "f-ing cameras" in what I'm told is a "very meta" way until he's removed by Security 10:08 PM Dec 7th from web |
...The kids seem to love the Canon 5D, but it's no match for what I use: An intern remembers everything I see, and describes it on demand 12:11 PM Dec 6th from web |
...On tonight's show, I'll commit a felony while on the air and incoming AG Eric Holder will recommend my pardon-- live! Plus Tom Dreesen 8:54 AM Dec 4th from web |
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...6 weeks of rest later, I'm back and feel fine. Apparently I had several heart attacks also. Thanks to Tom Bergeron for guesthosting! 3:00 PM Dec 3rd from BrightKit |
...Anyway, long story short: Dick, Joyce, Bob & Barry get me across the street to the ER where my doctor, the great Phil Lish, is waiting 2:55 PM Dec 3rd from BrightKit |
...Barry spots my head wound, blanches and passes out into Bob Urich's Cobb Salad. Bob sends the Cobb back. Demands a refund. True story 2:50 PM Dec 3rd from BrightKit |
...Well, who should we run into at Tana's but Barry Livingston from "My Three Sons." I think. I was flirting with unconsciousness by then 2:45 PM Dec 3rd from BrightKit |
...I was bleeding pretty badly, so Dick and his sister Joyce rushed me to Cedars in Dick's Karmann Ghia, with a quick stop at Dan Tana's 2:40 PM Dec 3rd from BrightKit |
...Turned out to be Dick's toupee. Fun fact: It's entirely fabricated from Kevlar -- the same kind Blackwater uses in Afghanistan! 2:35 PM Dec 3rd from BrightKit |
...I think we prank-called Kreskin and the very talented Miss Laine Kazan. Then I fell and hit my head on something hard 2:30 PM Dec 3rd from BrightKit |
...So where have I been, gang? Last thing I remember is Dick Van Patten showing up at the condo with a flat of Zima from Costco 2:25 PM Dec 3rd from BrightKit |
...When I talk to kids, I like to tell 'em anybody can grow up to be Vice President. But they never seemed to believe me 'til this year 4:35 PM Oct 21st from web |
...Tuesday, it's CNN's Contessa Brewer. She'll be discussing her new book "ohmyGAWD it's the news!" 9:44 AM Oct 20th from web |
...Halloween's coming, gang! My youngest, Stim, has been working on an absolutely terrifying Douglas Holtz-Eakin costume. Scary! 11:39 AM Oct 19th from web |
...Wednesday on the show, it's my pal John McCain. He'll sputter incoherently until his head explodes. Plus songstress Julie Budd! 8:09 PM Oct 6th from web |