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Top ten people that just got chased by wild dogs through any icy field in arkansas |
The last 20 seconds of the fear by lily allen makes me want to float into zee sky |
My dad is singing the meow meow song at the top of his lungs in the kitchen by himself |
Couples fighting gag. i dont fight im over it |
If u wanna gross someone out just wiggle a spiral noodle and tell them imagine it sliding out of a vagina |
Theres like a 1950s band perfoming in front of me no joke |
That whore she stole my man |
I uploaded my vid at 6. not my problem. im enjoying beers at the bar |
sometimes when i tie my shoes there are three loops ehhh |
the spider dropped in my bed. it's gonna bite me! |
dear spider sitting on my ceiling, please don't drop into my mouth in the middle of the night. thank you. love steven |
ITS SNOWING |
hes the gayest human in life . . . . quote of my life |
watching gay people trying to act straight is horrifying |
My mom just called p diddy cuffy powns... awww bless her heart |
Uploading 5ag where i talk about a tank top for three minutes! |
I just passed a street called hofnagle. that sounds gross |
nbc right now rosie odonald is singing about eating mashed potatoes |
hi can every train i take today be delayed because its really cold out and i want to stand outside and freeze. thanks |
I hate taking trains on the weekends blah |
