...apparently, my punctuation is off, too. in desperate need of quality sleep. (but see? I didn't delete it! I'm trustworthy!) about 5 hours ago from web |
deleted a twitter post for the very first (and last time). internet, my apologies for the sneakiness but my math was just that bad. about 5 hours ago from web |
Drove by the soccer field for the first time in five years. The pangs were unexpected and terrible. about 8 hours ago from web |
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looking at those teeth make me crave a bagel in the worst kind of way. san jose tonight? 1:11 PM Dec 8th from web |
Was it National Insomnia Night? Or did the rest of society feel like keeping us college students company as we head into Finals Week? 4:37 AM Dec 8th from web |
I'm addicted. It's like a GAME! And the game is Let's Answer All The Cramster Trig Problems, and the prize is Where Did The Weekend Go? 12:31 PM Dec 7th from web |
So either the wife and I both imagined an earthquake earlier, or there was a dinosaur that went stomping past the house. 11:33 PM Dec 5th from web |
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It's hummus that smells like guac and is made of edamame. Suddenly, the world is all right with me again. Also: gummi penguins. 3:31 PM Dec 4th from web |
My arm keeps going numb, and it looks like it's going to rain today. There've been stranger weather indicators, I guess. 1:08 PM Dec 4th from TwitterBerry |
According to the pile of Kleenex, it would appear I'm sick. Again? Still? ::disgruntled sigh:: 11:45 AM Dec 2nd from web |
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I hate that my nose is so incomprehensibly dysfunctional. 2:51 AM Dec 1st from web |
Five tequila shots, a giant mimosa and bread pudding french toast later. Happy sunday to me, and now it's gummi worm time. 1:22 PM Nov 30th from TwitterBerry |
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Consuming all the dark chocolate in this house, avoiding packing, and questioning the grammar of that last update. 3:38 PM Nov 26th from web |