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Vader's word of the day - "Moosebutter". Go here - http://twurl.nl/mvuhbe and preview the "Star Wars" track & you'll know why. |
Got Blue Milk?™ |
If you're vetting, do it right. I leaked Fett's little Jawa fetish to reporters months before I hired him. You hardly hear about it any more |
A "takedown"? Wired has underestimated the power of the dark side of the Force: http://tinyurl.com/6b49rl |
@dickmann - Ebony and Ivory. |
@chockenberry - You Can't Get No, Satisfaction. |
Weapon of Choice (lightsaber). |
@Robin2go - You Give Love A Bad Name. |
It's A Kind of Magic. |
Everybody Wants to Rule the World. |
Since the photo caption contest went over so well, your Dark Lord commands you to only tweet in song titles for the rest of the day. |
Squaregirl, your Imperial Prize Package™ will be arriving by courier soon - A premium selection of flash frozen Bantha Burgers. Wizard! |
Evil kudos to @squaregirl for her winning caption - "Leia... your eHarmony date is here... he's old enough to be your dad!!!" |
A friendly 'Caption Contest' from your Dark Lord. Then Empire is counting on you, make it good - http://twurl.nl/3zqp7u |
Thinking of changing my registered trademark from Dark Lord of the Sith to Evil Orphan Annie™. |
@lizreay - Yes, I tend to have that effect on people. Witness - http://twurl.nl/yqza8u |
Acquired some Time Lord tech and managed to squeeze the Death Star inside anastromech droid. "Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only... KA-BOOM!" |
I should have deployed the all-ugnaught trooper division on Endor, but Palpatine said they were too small and fuzzy to be good soldiers. |
Just realized I could totaly go SCUBA diving right now if I wanted to, no special equipment needed. It's good to be me. |
@patrickkeller - As a matter of fact, no. They were Wookies with birth defects thank you very much. |
