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@NoPasaNada LIZ LEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOONNNNNN!
One week of perfect potties. EVERYONE GETS LOLLIPOPS!
@NoPasaNada Everything in your closet. At once. Layers are the key to tricking folks into thinking you're a megista stylista. Go get 'em.
"It's not green, mommy. It's kelly green."
LIZ LEEEEEEMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOON!
@motherbumper Dude! Is suckmywhopper.com taken? Because... I mean... Yeah. How about fuckyourwhopperwithastrapon.com? That would rule, too.
One more reason to BOYCOTT fast food. This is so fucking offensive I can't even.... Nice work, Burger King: http://www.whoppervirgins.com/
@whoorl you mean the photos in my head? sigh... no. Just feeling bogged down by all this hair. Am tempted to chop it all off.
@whoorl et al: In need of hair change.Thinking of going either Karen Elson red or chopping crazy (v-shape in back) layers. Please help.
My best friend is moving on Saturday. I need to find a replacement. Please send all mexican gay men named "Frank" my way, please. Gracias.
Lived in L.A. for ten years and still finding it a tad bit surreal to stand behind William H Macy and Felicity Huffman at Trader Joes.
@jennsingh Nelson's long lot triplet, I'm thinking. Isn't he dreamy?
Tonight, at a D&D mixer, I met my new boyfriend: http://tinyurl.com/6avx26
Hot commercial. Maybe I'll look into some Levis. http://tinyurl.com/3mokr9
I met someone new. FYI, he's the one in the shearling jacket: http://tinyurl.com/5zx8ny
p.s. twitter will hereby only be used for the effed up ish my husband forwards me daily. warning in case you want to unfollow me.
Perhaps I shall give him this: http://smellmeand.com/index... as a parting gift? Puns (always) intended. NSFW btw.
Is going to break up with Edward Penishands. He's becoming too hard to explain to my children.
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