 | Mike_FTW A Christmas Story is much more fun to watch with the boy if you make him watch Kolchak: The Night Stalker alone in his room first. 8:44 PM Dec 6th from web |
 | hotdogsladies Well, if you feel you're too cool for _Rumours_, maybe it's because you never snorted a pound of coke while fucking your drummer on a shawl. 2:47 PM Dec 6th from web |
 | clamhead The fish stopped in its path and regarded Keri, marveling that there was, in fact, something whiter than its own belly. 9:47 AM Nov 22nd from web |
 | mccreath "Lickable" is a terrible, terrible way to describe a computer interface. Well, unless it was created in WonkaLabs. Then it might fit. 3:19 PM Nov 20th from web |
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| mccreath I can't decide whether it's good or bad that I've come to look at long dental procedures as "me time". 8:29 AM Nov 20th from web |
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| Mike_FTW Only someone who hasn't been through childbirth would RIP open a bag of coffee. Amirite, ladies? 11:00 AM Oct 31st from web |
 | awryone Daughter's word for poop is cockee.
My mom's dog is named Boo.
Imagine my shock when my kid came home saying
there was bukkake at Grandma's. 10:16 AM Oct 31st from web |
 | fireland Sorry I "voted early" in the "ballot box" last night. I guess I got over-excited about "electing a black man." Hm, this metaphor needs work. 7:55 AM Oct 30th from web |
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| mccreath OH: Snopes should have an Obama all-purpose page that just says "for fuck's sake, people, NO". 9:14 AM Oct 16th from web |
 | daveHoffer "Up there in Alaska, we appoint our friends, family and high school acquaintances to public office" 7:30 PM Oct 2nd from web |
