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No one at IKEA cares. About anything. Not even meatballs.
@luclatulippe re: filing cabinet security: I once spent 5 mins in IKEA staff filing cabinet before realizing it wasn't part of the showroom.
Hooray for cabs that can drive in the snow and aren't afraid to pick up dudes in santa hats.
My city is getting snow dumped on it. What the hell?
I really need to set up some better lighting before I make myself more blind.
I gotta say... I kinda miss the Fail Whale.
Front-page article of local weekly is about Twitter. Alas, it's more than 140 chars, so I can't be bothered to read it.
@noblebeast Nah, I just asked him to pass the soap.
@noblebeast I found a silverfish in our bathtub last week.
I'm in the market for a 40" LCD HDTV. Looking mostly at Sharp, Samsung + Sony. Hit me with your favourite brand (+ other suggestions).
That was quick. Now it's the first rain-that-used-to-be-snow of the season.
Huh. First snow of the year.
Hot chocolate goes well with late-night drawing.
Why is my internet connection such shit today?
@Sk8j Did they spell it "Gwar Machine"?
@Templesmith You just want ppl on edge about you maybe dying so they'll be relieved when they see you tweet again. And again. And again.
Dear yawning: I can't quit you.
Purging "Jizz In My Pants" from my head. Replacing it with the Josie & The Pussycats soundtrack.
@Templesmith I prefer to go all-out and calculate BOOBIES. Higher word score.
Heh. Two different friends want to take me out for dinner tonight. I guess taking care of pets and plants does pay off.
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