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therules Rule No. 451: Newborn babies should be cleaned before being captured on film. about 5 hours ago from Twuffer

bettydraper @Sanctimommy My doctor says menthols are soothing, too! He wants me to smoke as many as possible so baby will be smaller, easier to deliver. 8:06 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to Sanctimommy

christinelu 30 years ago today, the US and China established full diplomatic relations. Ping pong diplomacy works. http://bit.ly/b1p4 1:57 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck

billclinton I was thinking about going to work for FOX NEWS....I hear they have the best looking interns!!! 9:16 PM Dec 7th from web

stephenfry I have nine macs!!!!!! I don't need another fucking mac. I just want ONE ARSING PC that isn't complete SHIT 2:18 PM Dec 7th from web

christinelu "chew your food. don't talk with your mouth open please" - I just had an omg i've become my mom moment. 3:53 PM Dec 6th from Hahlo

christinelu get to know the executive producer of my new show launching in '09 -- follow @aricsqueen -- Current TV named him most prolific vlogger. :) 8:33 PM Dec 5th from TweetDeck

grossberg @gilesgoatboy Yeah, don't listen to RMS -- it's all fucking Lisp. Kernigan and Ritchie -- freaking C. And Knuth -- he's all TeX! Useless! ;) 11:52 AM Dec 2nd from twitterrific in reply to gilesgoatboy

bettydraper @frank_ohara Thank you. Surely Westchester qualifies as civilization? Or have you now become too much of a bohemian to think so? ;) 2:03 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to frank_ohara

davewiner The American people are babies, soft, coddled, overpaid, spoiled kids. The world is going to become a very hard place, very quickly. 6:32 AM Nov 18th from web

violinistliz Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? 8:00 PM Nov 10th from web

bettydraper @c3ane A biracial president of the United States??? I think you've been watching too much Twilight Zone! 5:34 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to c3ane

steffentchr @KlausBondam Fås de ikke på lydbog. Hvis ingen har vurderet materialet vigtigt nok til oplæsning, er det ikke vigtigt for mig. 10:25 AM Nov 7th from twitterrific in reply to KlausBondam

jdickerson CNN hologram or Sarah Palin pick. Which was dumber? Discuss. 1:48 PM Nov 5th from txt

jdickerson Am on Chicago Public Radio computer which is so old it feels like every keystroke is interrupted by a pledge drive. 8:25 AM Nov 5th from web

Slate I hope Obama's first act in office is to outlaw CNN's holograms. 9:25 PM Nov 4th from web

Adrian_H how do I hire Obama's speechwriters? and Joe Biden's dentist? 9:22 PM Nov 4th from web

Slate The bulletproof glass around Obama makes it look like he's in the penalty box. 9:08 PM Nov 4th from twhirl

FakeSarahPalin Wait we're the red ones on the map?! 12:07 PM Nov 2nd from web

jdickerson Obama says he'll have a press conference Wednesday. We'll see what kind of seal he brings to that one. 7:46 AM Nov 2nd from web

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