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"Dry Sack Sherry" on the dessert menu -- WTF!? Did I have one too many Majestic Mai Tais? I mean, how could it dry out? It's SO humid here.
Dude, I'm getting kind of tired of seeing impossibly cute monk seals squirming around on the beach being all cute napping and shit.
Walking down the little alley to the beach, Dodge Neon cruises by bumpin' Lil Wayne, Katie grins, pregnant pause, then she exclaims, "YEAH!"
Just listened to Are We Human Or Are We Dancer three times, and I'm just getting started. Also, roasted macadamias make superior beer nuts.
I love Neil Young, but I'm IN KAUAI. Should be surfing or hiking or something, but roads are washed out and runoff means sewage in the bay.
Cabin fever setting in. Tropical rain falling in sheets, keeping me in bed all morning. Listened to three Neil Young albums in a row, man.
@wonderyort If you're looking to unload 'em, let me know.
I lingered over my Pupu for a bit too long, so I was late getting back to Poipu and as a result I didn't get to see the sunset. Oh, poo.
Just watched the sun set into the Pacific, sitting on the lanai with a fresh-squeezed three-rum mai tai in my hand, Link Wray on the stereo.
Just passed Banana Virus Quarantine Area. Really hope I don't come home with Banana Virus.
Hey which one of you said Hawaiian food was bad? Big wedge of spam, side of macaroni salad, scoop of rice... What's not to like? I dig it.
@meaverly You betcha. Also, good news for vegans: http://twitter.com/missionp...
No joke: Some asshole tourists were trying to mount their baby on a beached endangered monk seal so they could take a picture. So I heard.
The sand here has a kind of sticky quality, yet is oddly clean. Just like Japanese rice.
Kauai is a lot like Tracy: roosters and fat white people everywhere, roaming free.
Wow, the opening act for Jonathan Richman's show at the Great American Music Hall tonight sounds pretty good: http://tinyurl.com/felixdukes
@alexbarkett Gets better. Joey: "I get gagged and bound in the scene and then killed." I'll have to have a movie party when it arrives.
Just added to my Netflix queue and moved to position #1: _Chain of Command_ starring the late Roy Scheider and JOEY FROM PING PONG GALLERY.
Finally listened to the 20-min interview with Bolan at the end of the special edition of Electric Warrior I've owned for a decade. Not bad.
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