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"sometimes the only way I knew I was tense was feeling not tense afterwards." - robert b parker, sudden mischief |
@MojoKat your namesake just became a lolcat: http://tinyurl.com/5thwhj |
@copyblogger do you think the story I sent you this week would work better if shorter (since we're on that topic)? |
I call for an total cessation of national borders and of weather, effective immediately. |
@bre here's a very short manifesto: http://tinyurl.com/5jdlo5 |
By the time I get this building permit, there will be 8 feet of snow on top of the building site and the building materials. I hate snow too |
I hate bureaucracy SO MUCH MORE THAN I CAN SAY IN 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS. fuck fucking forms and the people who create them. |
Now, dealing with customs forms which must be printed on "buff or goldenrod colored paper. Customs will not accept SEDs on white paper." |
My day: write letter to keep USCIS from deporting old friend due to paperwork error on their part. 3rd trip to building dept for bldg permit |
@warrenellis I'm sure you've had lots of stalkers over the years. But ninjas and invisible beasties and such often evade notice. |
Shoutout to Jeff Griffin who just ordered a 30" Great Bowl O Fire firebowl. Thanks Jeff! |
@melissagira it was the sound of aerial surveillance. |
@jayallen Well I tried to favorite them. |
@ccarfi you should provide the zeppelin riders a stop motion animated cartoon by releasing helium balloons with pictures on them along route |
@warrenellis red ALERT! |
@PamRagland Yes, I saw it end badly once. It was very sad. I'm hoping it ends well this time. |
Two horses making a break for it down the highway I live on. Called the owners to let them know. Tried to get the horses to stop here… |
@jayallen the glossy has richer color but is very deceptive when designing for the web. Stuff looks better than it will on other screens. |
Does anyone have a number I can call to order a napalm strike on my house? This snow must be punished and destroyed! |
@vinylart And you have those cool painted records. They're very impressive. Have you seen http://gnarledbranch.com? I have a few of his… |
