Heading to The Yucatan for a week or so. Hope the fruit is as delicious as I recall! For me, traveling is all about fresh local produce. 7:35 AM Dec 5th from web |
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Finally busted loose from Olive Garden. Was shackled there for 3 days, all the while being mouth fucked with salads. Truly was never ending. 5:12 PM Dec 2nd from web |
"Slumdog Millionaire" isn't playing anywhere near Phoenix. Going to The Olive Garden instead. More salads? Yes, please and thank you. 12:03 PM Nov 29th from web |
2 turkeys, a ham, a duck, 8 side dishes, 13 bottles of wine, 9 people. Apparently the recession hasn't hit my brother's house. 11:06 PM Nov 27th from web |
Airport is so empty we started playing laser tag. Security frowned on it, though. 12:25 PM Nov 27th from web |
By the way, the answer is 0. I don't use toilet paper. Internet Superstars don't poo. 10:20 PM Nov 26th from web |
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Let's play a game! I'm working at Revision3 again today, so you guess how many rolls of toilet paper I can smuggle out in my backpack!? 12:02 PM Nov 24th from web |
I was clearly the most spiritually advanced person in my yoga class. 7:10 PM Nov 23rd from web |
Amazing Saturday night: Judge Judy is on Larry King! Taking phone off the hook... 6:01 PM Nov 22nd from web |
I'm @revision3 finishing up a project. Everyone else is in staff meeting, behind closed doors. Hmmm...what mischief could I get into... 11:47 AM Nov 21st from web |
So excited! Just came up with the next great show idea! It will be the greatest show ever made!!!!!!!!!!! 10:59 AM Nov 21st from web |
I wonder if I could get a gig as part of the Jeopardy! Clue Crew? 7:22 PM Nov 20th from web |