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@wordshepherd Don't badmouth Favrd! If people don't need Favrd, then my life has been wasted in pursuit of a false god. |
@biblicone Oh, no! You're supposed to refrigerate leftover turkey? Who knew? We just put a towel over the table. |
Maybe The Wife should dial 9-1 and be ready to dial 1 at a moment's notice. |
Last week's turkey and stuffing are still safe to eat, right? |
@mothermusings @pagirly At the point where I restated his position in my own words & offered my solution, I threw in a few MFs in for effect |
Have you heard that @ivegotzooms has super powers AND will bring world peace? She's the whole package, people. |
My 3:00 meeting threw around "motherfucking" like a teenage girl says, well, "like". |
Is "plaid pig" some new dirty sex act? What is @lemonchiffon doing? http://tinyurl.com/plaidpig and http://tinyurl.com/plaidpig2 |
Damn you for sending me a webcam of you at work. You've turned me into your own personal stalker. Ugh! I need a shower. |
I can't make my own meeting, but don't let that stop you from gathering and wasting your own time. Let me know if you accomplish anything. |
He's blowing off his own meeting: "My flight has been changed so I am leaving now. I will not be in meeting today but feel free to..." |
Upside to 13 degrees: no lines at lunch outside the building. |
Twit...ter...is.........re....al...ly...sloooooooooooowwwww. I'm confused, did they rebuild Twitter in Flash? |
Tired of marketing bozos who clog up Twitter with spam? @abigvictory takes them on: http://twurl.cc/8mv & more at http://tinyurl.com/6pwzbr |
I didn't shave this morning on the theory that the extra milimeter of hair would help keep me warm. Take that Old Man Winter. |
@AmberCadabra It would be neat if for one day every blog was guest written by the blogger's mother. I'm not sure I'd want to read it, but... |
Whoever invented a phone you couldn't use with gloves on can suck it. You heard me. |
My department's off in LA, but I'm dragging my ass in when it's 13 degrees out. Take notes people, it takes effort to be this big a chump. |
Aside from cookies from @AprilSTL why do I love Twitter? Because people say things like: http://tinyurl.com/5zcgt7 |
@kellypea Oh, are you going to send me cookies like the great @AprilSTL did? http://tinyurl.com/59uudg |
