It's so effing cold outside! If it were any colder I might lose this boner I've maintained since 1982. 9:13 AM Dec 8th from web |
I just bought a quesadilla maker. I'm going to go make quesadillas like a motherfucker! 11:31 AM Nov 18th from web |
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I love watching the early election results; with 1% of polls reporting, I was actually carrying Utah for 3 minutes! Burton/Spiner '08! 5:04 PM Nov 4th from web |
With Election Day so close, I would like to reiterate how similar hosting a children's educational show is to being President. Vote LeVar! 6:56 AM Nov 3rd from web |
Winning idea: Lando Calrissian. I believe my scoundrel attitude and excessive consumption of Colt 45 make me well-suited for this role. 4:40 AM Oct 31st from web |
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Most popular response: Sarah Palin. I realize I'm sexy and inept, but that might be pushing it a little. 12:10 PM Oct 29th from web |
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People often ask me "LeVar, boxers or briefs"? My response? Neither. Nothing can cage this beast. 5:38 AM Oct 21st from web |
You know how they say if you are getting enough fiber your poop should float? My poop levitates 3 inches above the water. 10:40 AM Oct 18th from web |
LeVar does not take no for an answer. Unless the question is "is LeVar Burton not the awesomest, most sexy guy alive." 6:05 AM Oct 16th from web |
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The only thing more delicious than a ham and cheese melt with horseradish mayo is Gates McFadden's tears. 3:49 PM Sep 30th from web |
LeVar says: eff those guys! Vote for LeVar! #current #debate08 7:56 PM Sep 26th from web |
Oh hi there @GeordiLaforge. Are you fresh and original? Are you a clever Twitterer? I will pay someone to kill your entire family! 2:39 PM Sep 12th from web |
You're a director, and you must choose Tom Cruise or Will Smith for your new movie. Who do you choose? You choose Levar Burton god damn it! 1:52 PM Sep 7th from web |
This election season, please remember: you are not limited to the candidates on the ballot! Use the write-in! I got 27 votes last time. 7:07 AM Aug 31st from web |
I'd like to clarify my earlier Tweet: the lifesize statue of myself is being built by others. Levar does not do his own manual labor. 10:34 AM Aug 3rd from web |