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She prefers English mustard
But for taste for mustard is insatiable.
I'm going to the beach and I'm taking your mom, her strap-on, some Nair, a JAR of mustard and cinnamon-flavored lubrication.
One of my fav quotes: "If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle." Translation: Do what works not what looks good.
Worst t-shirt: "F Bama, F Obama." Do Southern white people really not know why they stereotyped?
Baton Rouge t-shirts: Bama sucks/Saban swallows. Nick Saban is a Douche. 92,000 coon-asses think Saban is a dick. Saban has no Les-ticles.
sweet home alabama ... at least for the next few hours.
Voting was good. Took about an hour. I've been voting for presidents for 20 years and I've never been more sure about my choice.
Getting ready to head to the polls. I love working and living on election day. I haven't been this proud to be an American in a long time.
Wondering how co-workers can exist going 20 MPH in a world that goes 80 MPH. Are they that fucking dense? Answer: Fuck Yes!
Working on election coverage.
fighting hunger ...
Listening to the Eagles. Take it Easy, indeed.
Living on the edge of 40 and wondering how history will view this election in 50 years.
Last night cable,internet didn't work. i was told someone would come friday to fix. 2nite strange cable across driveway, everything works.
puzzle will be back intact in less than 12 hours. Smiles and warmth all around.
Just replaced ceiling fan. Didn't electrocute myself and the fan and light work. Don't tell my wife, it's a surprise.
Wonder why my world is out of sorts. I miss my wife.
@chuckwilliams Just because Southern people are unaware of what happens elsewhere in the country doesn't mean everyone is like that.
@dawnminty I'm guessing the nature sounds will be the one with the parents being unable to make decisions and act like adults. : )
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