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@Veronica I'm pretty sure a bunch of pitch shifters fell off a truck somewhere. |
@Veronica I once had a huge sign of the old style xmas lights fall on me. It was like being tackled by a large porcupine. |
Everyone stop, take out your microfiber, get some solution, and clean your computer right now. |
Mom's getting gas at a krogers with the nerve to play "baby it's cold outside" in 80 degree weather. |
Regardless of any convenience involved for me, I always find it disturbing when I go to fix a machine and I don't need a password to get in. |
@anandatron How about "pedagogy" and "paradigm"? |
@peterrojas Please imagine that said with a heavy-hearted sigh of dissapointment in humanity. |
@peterrojas Welcome to the internet, friend. I hope you enjoy your stay. |
HOLYCRAPALPHABETSOUP!!! |
Best support forum post title EVAR!http://is.gd/7Rg9 |
@anandatron I think it's a lot like telling women what they can and can't do with their bodies and deciding who can marry. |
@claytonmorris probably not a salad then. |
My roommate, the pastry chef, is yelling at the food network challenge like it's Monday night football. |
Curse ye, Target, for getting that Christina Aguilerra song stuck in my head! |
@anandatron That speaks to the class of men you associate with :) |
If I had one at the moment, I'd pour it out for @MarsPhoenix. Vaya con dios, little fella. |
Who, oh who, has snatched the IP address for my lab printer? |
@malusbrutus I'm looking for Palin/Keyes in 2012, myself. |
http://is.gd/6nra for anyone who doesn't remember |
Here's hoping Pam stays in bed and away from the shower. |
