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@alphamommy - 24hrs. straight. |
Note to unborn: you CANNOT arrive before Mon. You hear me? I still need to find your carseat and get a pedicure. Now, stop making me hurt! |
#1 child just broke my heart into itty bitty pieces. She also made me realize, I neither want, need or deserve to have soon-to-be #3 child. |
@thewino - was this the dude you thought was cute awhile back? |
good news: i sent birthday thank you notes quickly! bad news: everyone received the wrong ones. whatever, you know what you gave. |
@alphamommy - i love them for the toilet but then again, i'm weird about butts touching toilets. |
@LVGurl - how the hell did you remember that? because you know i used this method to clean moira's butt once. |
Method tub + tile cleaning wipes DO take off makeup but also blind you in the process. |
@sweatpantsmom @andsosheblogs - brownies it is! hopefully she'll share with you. |
cake or brownies? what do you think a 4yr old would rather have for her birthday? |
@notthatyouasked - not fair! i want mine out today! Good luck and I'm sure you and little miss will do swimmingly. |
@alphamommy - if it's a Catholic one, likely. |
Told Father-in-law to wait a few hours before coming up the hospital on Mon. I've now offically pissed off EVERYONE on earth. |
@littlemissmel - dear god! the penis? i don't think i can handle a boy. |
@RhiRhi - YEA! Now, don't tell me they were in your coat pocket. |
it has recently come to my attention that my husband used to be a player. or playah to be exact. awesome. |
@alphadaddy - thank god I like/liked this song. |
@AliThinks - I think your list and my list look quite alike. |
@LVGurl - so i guess this means he'll be here on Monday as planned. |
No one ate paint or painted one another therefore, I would consider 4yr old birthday party a success. |
