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I don't care how normal your interviews are now, Tom, I'm so over you it isn't even funny. I can't just unsee that couch jumping, dude. about 19 hours ago from web |
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If my life were a movie, the song playing in the background while decorating the tree this year would be "Another One Bites the Dust." 6:12 PM Dec 15th from web |
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No school, AGAIN! Also, Chia offers herb gardens and edible grass for pets! Who knew?! 3:52 AM Dec 10th from web |
Marveling that Chia Pets are still around after all these years...you see a lot of strange shit on TV when checking on school closings. 3:31 AM Dec 10th from web |
Chevy Chase Xmas! Opened box of wreaths to discover cache of 384 black walnuts. Currently avoiding basement and apparent squirrel boarder. 1:21 PM Dec 9th from web |
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Kids very excited, it's not looking very schooly weatherwise tomorrow. 6:17 PM Dec 8th from web |
Trying to come up with fresh ideas to save Michigan's economy. So far all I've got is bake sales and porn. 8:52 AM Dec 8th from web |
Dear kids, If cleaning your room is such a hardship, why would Santa want to add to the problem? 'Tis the season not to be a slob, dudes! 9:30 AM Dec 6th from web |
What a year for righting wrongs, America! A non-white man elected to the White House and OJ finally being sent to the slammer. 10:20 AM Dec 5th from web |
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Today the greatest cat in the world passed away. He was orange, 17 years old, deaf, but still wonderful. We will miss you, Max. 2:42 PM Nov 26th from web |
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Screw Facebook, LinkedIn is a much more professional way to stalk your ex-boyfriends. Wanna join my circle of trust? Direct message me. 6:25 PM Nov 24th from web |