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That's because "standoff with your brand off" is the new "rock out with your cock out," @amyjane. (What am I even TALKING ABOUT?) about 12 hours ago from web |
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I once pissed off my college roommate by throwing out his bottle of 3-year single malt Pert Plus. 3:45 PM Dec 6th from web |
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"Superstition" is playing. KID: This is Little Richard! MOM: This is definitely Stevie Wonder. KID: Stevie Wonder *becomes* Little Richard! 2:16 PM Dec 6th from twitterrific |
If you're learning to write from blog coaches, you should also get hair tips from a guy who saw conditioner in an Adam Sandler movie once. 6:44 PM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
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Sorry guys, I couldn't find the setting to turn on posthumous gold-starring. Either that or none of this is funny. I'll let you choose. 9:05 AM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
If you will be in Seattle on the 20th, and you want to go out for birthday drinks with me, please do let me know. Thanks! 10:37 PM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
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I get the impression that the Fat Acceptance movement is more about acceptance than it is about movement. 1:13 PM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
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"This might plug into the female connector on the electric blanket." "I plugged into the female on your mom's blanket. To wit: your mom." 11:00 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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I support widespread adoption of the schoolyard conjugation of versus. Me verse, you verse, he/she verse, us verse, E. Honda verse. 7:40 PM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
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