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Correction: Watching Tom Cruise talk about his love for sports is like watching Sarah Palin talk about how much she likes reading the news. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie |
Watching Tom Cruise talk about how much he loves sports is like watching Martha Stewart talk about how much she likes BBQ ribs. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie |
Dreamt that Obama asked me to join his environmental team. Was so honored I missed that he basically asked me to be a park ranger. 8:05 AM Dec 20th from Tweetie |
Waking up naturally before 5 a.m. is like getting closer to god. A vengeful god with a bad sense of humor. 3:15 AM Dec 20th from Tweetie |
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Not sure if I just have bad heartburn or if I should gather a welcoming committee for the alien about to burst out of my torso. 8:05 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck |
Ecard from a tradeshow kiosk maker: picture of baby Jesus with the saying "The Greatest Gift Is Love." By "love," they mean kiosks, natch. 7:24 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck |
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With the renovation and bad economy, my last guilty pleasure is watching my wife try to function in the morning before her coffee. 6:40 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck |
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Whenever there's a Mac convention, Twitter sheds its skin of wit and sarcasm and becomes a fan-boy geek orgy. 12:42 PM Dec 17th from TweetDeck |
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Just booked tix for Sugar Bowl to watch Utes DESTROY the Tide. After that, I'll cure cancer, end hunger, and solve a Rubik's Cube. Go Utes! 7:33 AM Dec 17th from TweetDeck |
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