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Why does this cranberry sauce taste like strawberries? Oh it's because it's strawberry sauce. Who the hell puts straw sauce on turkey? WTF |
Today I met the Devil and he is a tax lawyer. |
@jkestr: Do you really think I'm quiet? :P |
0.5mm pen tips are repulsive to me. |
Meeting with "boss" in 4 minutes. This is gonna kill me. Any suggestions on how to mask contempt and utter disgust for a worthless POS? |
Just performed a PSA on behalf of all gay citizens worldwide. I think I get a discount on next year's dues now. |
Last year I left my wallet on the METRA so now I check my back pocket before I leave. I'm sure people think I like to grope myself. I do. |
Love those guys at Propellerhead. Dunno why I haven't upgraded to Reason 4 yet. Gonna need a new Mac! |
Last saved YouTube search="liza minelli pick nose". Not quite sure when that would have interested me but I'm sure alcohol was involved. |
I just watched someone eat a McD's chicken biscuit in three - THREE!! - bites. That's gonna take some time to digest. |
Excuse me Miss. Is that a koala bear on top of your head? On no, that's just some weird integration of your hair and a very ugly hat. |
It's strange how the most difficult decision of most days tends to be whether to walk out the front door of my apt. |
itunes has just been granted permission to suck my ass. |
what's in you face? you can't see no trace of any shame you never take the blame avoiding the truth forever running through your head.... |
"Trim" by Underworld <--- if you are not listening to this, you lose. |
Neko Case ... now I'm back to normal. |
jesus. i'm listening to puddle of mudd. wtf. this evening has made a turn in the WRONG direction. |
@Jen423 actually, what's in the bottle is calling your name. go ahead. don't feel bad about it. we'll still love you. |
i mean really. who needs all the placebo music videos like right now? fucking sick. |
fucking itunes. why are those "buy" buttons so easy to click? |
