![Aziz](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/53033006/Photo_45_normal.jpg) | phylhrmnix Apple holds an undisclosed patent on a polished metal alloy that, upon unwrapping, secretly scratches itself when left unattended. 3:00 PM Dec 11th from web |
![Meowrey](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51948244/stache_rides_one_quarter_normal.jpg) | meowrey I called in bi-curious today. So, like, I'm working...but I'm not thinking of the "work" while I am doing it. 11:04 AM Dec 10th from web |
![Jesse Thorn](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/23688502/tsoyalogo_normal.gif) | youngamerican In my mind, Twitter is a sort of affirmation of an important life choice I made around age 17: pick friends solely based on funniness. 7:48 AM Dec 10th from web |
![Emily Chang](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/65857731/052808-em_normal.jpg) | |
![Jim Ray](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/15519802/jim_ray_normal.jpg) | jimray Velociraptors make the exact same clicking sound as the dying harddrive with all of your music on it. It's why they're so fucking scary. 7:06 PM Dec 9th from web |
![brianbolter](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/64066635/IMG_0267_normal.JPG) | |
![Jason Bentley](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/14653642/facesmile_normal.jpg) | |
![John Moltz](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/63322089/B9_Torsoe_normal.jpg) | Moltz I'm so old I remember when we used to complain that Twitter was down. Quietly. To ourselves. Because no one else knew what Twitter was. 12:29 PM Dec 8th from web |
![James Sime](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/25426352/minime_normal.jpg) | |
![Victoria](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/65786271/veefloppy_normal.jpg) | |
![John Gruber](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51990708/Gruber_headshot_at_Wanamaker_Monorail__square_normal.jpeg) | gruber Now that I have slept on it, I realize my impulsive answer of "Boogie Nights" was incorrect and the correct answer is "There Will Be Blood". 5:13 PM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
![Chris Sims](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/54933039/HappyDestro_normal.jpg) | theisb "I've been thinking a lot, and I don't know if I've ever really been in love, you know? 'Cause, see, I was reading TWILIGHT, and..." 3:46 PM Dec 4th from web |
![Remiel](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/63788193/Remiel_Square_60x60_anim_normal.gif) | Remiel To be fair, I was posting Favrd bait long before there was a Favrd. Before anyone was even listening, in fact. Oh god please love me. 3:24 PM Dec 3rd from web |
![hodgman](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/60067257/Hodgman_MIYR_jacket__5119AF_normal.jpg) | hodgman I was just typing that message, when all of a sudden, Brand X twitter client started working again. COINCIDENCE? 1:01 PM Nov 24th from web |
![Beep.](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/67035724/sammy-boy_normal.png) | |
![Adam Lisagor](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/63350886/dmitiri_110Nc_p6b_normal.jpg) | |
![Emily Chang](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/65857731/052808-em_normal.jpg) | |
![Brian Paul](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/29295412/bap_normal.jpg) | bap Gmail & Reader UI mismatch fail. Reader themes plz? If @timoni has to wait longer for Gmail themes for this to happen, I'm ok with it. 10:24 AM Nov 20th from web |
![Maggie Mason](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/web/20081215104804im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/58037791/43photos_normal.jpg) | Maggie The planning stage is my very favorite stage. It's so pleasantly distant from the failing stage. 1:52 PM Nov 18th from web |